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I am in shape. Round is a shape. Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999.
Same Roads, Same Rights, Same Rules. About cycling, says "ethnobot." This is on his truck. October 1999.
Yes, Mom, I still play rugby  
Fish On!  
Miles Smiles Friends - DRAG RACING Seen in NH, July 2000.
Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Thanks, Dave N., March 1999.
Eddie Would Go Richard P. sent this one in, a reference to "surfing legend and all-around waterman, a man who knew no limits" Eddie Aikau. March 1999.
Seven days of no surf make one weak. Richard P. sent this one in, too. Here's to some rollers. March 1999.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish. Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Don't squat with your spurs on. Thanks for this cowboy-related philosophy, Mom. January 1999.
Fish tremble at the sound of my name. from Ed R., my old boss, December 1998
My other car is a Dogsled Seen in Maine, August 1998
Tyson Bites Thanks, Perry W., May 1998
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.  
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Thanks, Kathy S., Dec 1997
The only time you want your rubber to break and your rod to bend! Thanks, Alison H., who saw this in Texas, Feb., 1998. And thanks, Russ A., who wrote to explain that rubber breaking is a reference to deep-sea fishing, in which a rubber band buffers tension on a trawling line.
Balloon pilots do it above the clouds From Jackie O. Thanks Jackie! 12/1997
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.  
Croquet is OK!  
It takes leather balls to play rugby.  
Give Blood - Play Rugby  
Support your local hooker - Play Rugby "hooker," position no. 2 on a rugby side, is the player in the middle of the scrum.
Jesus was a Hooker This is a rugby reference, too.
Rugby - because  
Rugby players eat their dead Remember the book Alive? It was a story about a rugby team which crashed in the Andes, and the subsequent incidents of cannibalism.
Skateboarding is NOT a crime  
Be kind to animals - Hug a hockey player  
Tennis players have fuzzy balls  
Share the road with a runner  
Sailors get blown offshore  
Divers do it deeper!  
Pray for Surf  
If it swells, ride it!  
Pray for Snow  
Think Snow  
A bad day fishing is still better than a good day at the office  
My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's leaving. I'm sure gonna miss her.  
Eat well, keep fit, and die anyway.  
   


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