Practice Safe Government - Use Kingdoms
NUKE NEWT	Thanks Brent G., December 2000, who saw this in VA in about '96.
Don't change dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in 72.	Thanks, Paul C., November 2000.
Once I was young and idealistic. Now I'm a Republican.	Thanks, Shelley J., who made this one up, November 2000.
'Bother.' said Pooh Bear as he pulled a politician from the jar of honey.	Thanks, Amy from Alaska, February 2000.
We feast upon the flesh of the living... and we vote!	Thanks, Matthew Ardill and Siani Evans, October 1999.
Pro Accordian - AND I VOTE	Thanks, John Johanneson, Sept. 1999. He adds: "Polka bands are popular here in Wisconsin which may explain this bumper sticker."
Two Zeroes in '00	Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers (the Car Talk guys from NPR) are running for president again!
Nixon was a Cox sacker.	From back in the '70s. Thanks Ken S., March 1999
I'm an imbecile and I vote	Thanks, Dave N., March 1999.
No More Bush-it!	From back in '92. Thanks Roger B., Feb. 1999
Life of the unborn, Corporate Liberty, and the Grudging Pursuit of Happiness	With picture of the GOP elephant. Seen outside of Boston, August 1998.
DON'T BITCH if you don't vote	My wife saw this in Vermont, August 1998.
We have the best Congress money can buy.	Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
Republicans are financially strapped, sexually frustrated, unattractive men, full of anger and spite.	Thanks, Jacki B., June 1998. That's laying it right on the line!
My vote cancels your vote	Thanks, Terry W., May 1998
Who ever heard of a "Good Piece of Elephant"? Democrats have more Fun!	Thanks, Mark L., April 1998. Echoed by Pattie of Phoneix, June 2000.
So may politicians, so few trees.	Thanks Paul S. in California, Jan 1998. It may not be an actual bumper sticker, but it ought to be.
Vote Democrat - It's easier than getting a job	Thanks to my ol' buddy Josh who saw this in California, Nov 1997.
Republican Women make Great Leaders (you're following one now!)	Thanks, "giddy99" for this submission. (Nov 1997)
Click and Clack for President 1996 / Unencumbered by the thought process
Commie Bore
DOLE '96
DOLE for PINEAPPLE
Dole Is Just Bananas
DOLE SUCKS!
DOLE WON'T LIVE 4 YEARS!
Don't Blame Me - I Voted For George
Don't Blame Me, I Voted Against Them All
Elect McGovern '72
Empty The Prisons - Make Room For Congress
Empty The Prisons, Make Room For Congress
Enlighten a Liberal - Shine a Flashlight Under his Rock
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Democrat
Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican
Hatred is not a Family Value
I Love Gridlock
I'd Rather be Right Than Politically Correct
Lobotomies For Liberals - It's The Law
Lobotomies for Republicans - It's the Law
ME FOR PRESIDENT '96
Mulder and Sculley in '96. The truth is out there!
PEROT '96
PEROT '96 - YEAH RIGHT!
Question Authority
Newter Gingrich	Thanks, alert reader Kathy! 5/8/1997
Tan, Rested and Ready - Nixon in '88
Ted Kennedy Killed More People With His Car.....
The Road to Hell is Paved With Republicans
Universal Hellthcare
Vote Republican - Operation Restore Sanity
We, The Sheeple Better Wake Up
Will Be President For Food

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