The sticker…	Comments…
F**k the poor!	Thanks, Chris M., who saw this in Johannesburg in South Africa. Yeesh, there's a fine philosophy.
Eat the Rich	Thanks, M. Shepherd, October 2000, who saw this on Nantucket.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich	Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
Filthy Stinking Rich... Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad	Thanks, Kathy S, March 1999.
Elitism... It's not for everyone!	Thanks, Frederick Battershell, July 1999.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch	Thanks, Dave N., March 1999.
Anything free is worth what you paid for it.	Thanks, Kathy S., December 1998.
Born free... taxed to death.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.	Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?	Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
You are not what you own	Thanks, Joe R., friend and former colleague, Sept. 1998
I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention	Thanks, Alida M., June 1998
Poverty Sucks
He who dies with the most toys wins
Don't Steal! - The IRS Doesn't Like Competition
Stop Poverty - Nuke The IRS
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
I love Daddy's Money
I Don't Need Therapy, I Need Money
Hard work has future payoff - Laziness pays off now
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Why can't I be rich AND good looking?
I'm spending my kids' inheritance.

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