The sticker…	Comments…
I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables	Thanks, Steve B., January 2001, who has this on his VW bus.
Beautiful fur is meant for beautiful animals, not beautiful people	Thanks, "PTIFFBABE01," January 2001.
Vegetarians: You people SUCK! - the plants	Thaks, Kerry O., September 2000.
fat people are hard to kidnap	Thanks, JRC. It's politically incorrect, and I can't vouch for its accuracy. January 2000.
Vegetarian: noun, Native-American word for bad hunter	Thanks, Pat O., February 2000.
Practice safe eating -- always use condiments	Thanks, Kathy S., November 1999.
Seven Days Without Meat Make One Weak	Thanks, Tucson Jim, July 2000.
4 out of 5 cannibals prefer vegetarians	Thanks, Kate, July 1999
Pork: It's Worth Going To Hell Over	Thanks, John S., Mar 1999.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?	From Shirley M., November 1998.
Lean Beef: A Cow with two Legs.	Thanks, Kathy S., December 1998.
Meat is yummy!	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Red meat isn't bad for you, green fuzzy meat is!	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Spotted owl tastes just like chicken.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
I love animals...they're delicious.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?	Thanks, Kathy S., January 1999.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.	Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?	From Shirley M., November 1998.
Cat: The other white meat	From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
It's hard to be humble when you own a bull mastiff!	Seen near Bradford, Yorkshire, England. Thanks, Mick A., Jan 1999.
I brake for animals. I eat their meat and I wear their skins.	Seen in Maine, Summer 1998
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.	Seen in New Hampshire, 11/1998
If you love animals as pets, why do you eat animals as dinner?
French Roast makes me go "Oui! Oui!"	Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
If we can free the cookies, can the vegetables be far behind?	Thanks, Mike H., July 1998. He adds that this is a "quote from the Carrot leader of the Salad Liberation Front(SLF)." It accompanied an email meme about a person who accidentally paid $250 ("two-fifty" she thought was $2.50) for Niemen Marcus' chocolate chip cookie recipe, then distributed the recipe far and wide for spite. This, I think, is just another urban legend, but tasty nonetheless.
Itty-bitty cuddly bunnies... the other white meat.	Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt	Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Manatees bend props	Seems this is popular down in FLA. Thanks, Mark W. (Dec 1997)
Laughing stock: cattle with a good sense of humor.	Thanks, K. Slade, Dec 1997
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.	Thanks, K. Slade, Dec 1997
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Fur is Dead
Fur is Murder… to Clean
Be Kind To Animals - Don't Eat Them
Go Vegetarian
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I Don't Eat Anything With A Face
I love cats...they taste just like chicken
Anyone who doesn't like cats just hasn't had them properly prepared.	Thanks, Dave N., July 1998.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. It's because I hate plants.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Love Animals Don't Eat Them
Meat Is Dead
Meat Makes Me Sick
Never eat anything bigger than your head
Never eat more than you can lift
Only the weak don't eat
Support PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
Vegetarians Are Sprouting Up All Over
Vegetarians Taste Better	Thanks, Kate, July 1999

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