The sticker…	Comments…
If this appears red, you're driving too fast	(The sticker has a blue background.) Diane C. sent this in, August 2001. Similar to one listed below.
Honk if you can't read
Civilization in entropy in drag	Thanks, Julie, my old physics student, December 2000.
Si Hoc Legere Scis, Nimium Eruditionis Habes	(If you can read this, you're over educated) Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000.
Ignorance should be painful	Thanks, Dave, July 2000, seen in Atlanta.
If this bumpersticker looks blue to you, you're driving too fast.	Thanks, Margaret C., March 2000. It's about "red shifting," the optical version of the Doppler Shift.
Liberal Arts Major -Will Think for Food	Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve!	Thanks, Brandy T., September 1999.
"I support teaching evolution - You can take my pposable thumb when you pry it from my cold, dead hand!"	Thanks, Brandy T., September 1999.
My money goes to X College...I have no idea where my daughter goes	Thanks, Chris D., June 2000.
Heisenberg may have slept here	Thanks, Alan S., April 1999.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Don't drink & derive!	Thanks, Frederick B., July 1999.
Heisenberg may have slept here	Thanks, Alan S., April 1999.
Dyslexics have more fnu.	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
Ax me about Ebonics	From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.	Ben R. sent this along, January 1999.
All generalizations are false.	Ben R. sent this along, January 1999.
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?	Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?	From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998.
Boldly going nowhere	From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
Entropy isn't what it used to be.	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?	From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998.
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.	Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
Hooked On Phonics Phuk'd Me Up	Seen on a new VW Bug in New Hampshire, Nov 1998. It's worth noting that the vanity plate on the bug was &quotY2KBUG". Pretty good humor.
Dyslexics of the World: UNTIE!	Thanks, Dave N., August 1998.
get your rocks off - study geology!
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!	Mark V. saw this on his chemistry teacher's car. Thanks, Mark! April 1998.
Wicked Good English Student	I saw this near Boston MA. For those of you in other parts of the world: "wicked" is an adjective meaning, more or less, "very."
My Parents Think I'm in College	Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997
Defunding Education Is Defeating The Future
Education Prevents Prisons
If You Think Education Is Expensive Try Ignorance
2 + 2 =5 for extremely large values of 2.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
E=MC (Alan Einstein; Albert's slightly slower 2nd cousin)
There is no gravity: the earth just sucks.	Dave Norton reminded me about this one, December 1998.
Gravity. Not just a good idea; it's the law.	Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
Fight Prime Time, Read A Book
The Truly Educated Never Graduate
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
OK, so what's the speed of dark?	Thanks, Kathy S., Dec. 1997
Black holes are where God divided by zero.	Thanks, Kathy S., Dec. 1997
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.	Thanks, Kathy S., Dec. 1997
I once tried to microwave instant coffee, and went back in time.	Thanks, Kathy S., Dec. 1997
My kid and my money go to __________.
Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
University State College
If you can read this… thank a teacher
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!	Emailed by my friend Sue H., April 1998.
i souport publik edekasion
My child is an honor student at….
My child slept with your honor student.
my honor student beat up your kid, and was smart enough to get away with it	Thanks, Dan H., February 2001.
MY KID BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR HONOR STUDENT
MY KID DONE GRADEATED 8th GRADE!
THE PUNK THAT BEAT UP MY HONOR STUDENT WILL SOMEDAY BE WORKING FOR HER!
THE PUNK THAT BEAT UP MY HONOR STUDENT WILL SOMEDAY BE WORKING FOR HIM!
My child was Inmate of the Month at the California Youth Correctional Facility
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
My Parents Think I'm in College	Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997

Back to the Bumpersticker Compendium homepage