Pets

Back to the Bumpersticker Compendium homepage

The sticker… Comments…
Love is a four legged word Thanks, Berneice H., December 2000.
Dog is my copilot. Thanks, Tony H., August 2000.
So many cats, so few recipes! Thanks, Richard Metzger, February 2000.
My child bit the citizen of the month at 1st St. Elementry school.

My child was citizen of the month at County Animal Shelter.

If you can smell this you're too close.

How am I heeling? Call 1-800-555-1212
This suite of dog bumperstickers courtesy of Dave O., January 2000.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull. From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
We are not disposable - please love us for our whole lives. Seen in Maine, August 1998
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit. Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
The more people I meet the more I like my cat Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997
If you want a stable relationship, get a horse Parade Magazine, Sunday October 5, 1997
Dogs are for life, not just for Christmas (seen in England, where there are relatively very few bumper stickers)
Neighbors' cats make good hats Thanks, Tom B from Down Under. 7/1997
I love cats...they taste just like chicken  
Anyone who doesn't like cats just hasn't had them properly prepared. Thanks, Dave N., July 1998.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?  


Back to the Bumpersticker Compendium homepage