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If Atlatls were outlawed, only outlaws would have Atlatls Thanks, Kerry O., February 2001, who adds the clarifying definition that an atlatl is a primitive weapon, a "spear thrower."
University of Smith and Wesson Thanks, Melissa G., January 2001.
Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my handgun. Thanks, Bill P., November 2000.
Cum catapult proscript erat,
tum soli poscript catapultas habebunt.
(If catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults) Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000.
Greenpiece (with a picture of a green handgun) Thanks, Kerry O., September 2000.
Body piercing by Smith & Wesson Thanks Richard H., June 2000.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. Washington Post's Best Bumperstickers of 1999. (Thanks to my own Pa for sending 'em in, February 2000!)
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window Thanks, Dave Norton, October 1999.
My President is Charlton Heston Thanks, Tucson Jim, July 2000
If you love something, set it free....if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it! Sticker on the side of a coon dog cage Polkville, NC. Thanks, Mark L., January 1999.
Fight Crime: Shoot Back! From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. From Shirley M., November 1998.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets From physics student Andrew K., March 1999.
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down. Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Cecilia sent this, February 1999.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20 in ammunition Emailed by my friend Swifti, June 1998.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? From Tony, via Kathy S., July 1998.
If you can read this, you are in range. Thanks, Brandy T., Feb 1999, who writes "This one is on the trailer for my friends' Civil War cannons - which they load backwards, facing the car behind! They don't get tailgated...." I bet not!
It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child. Thanks to my sister-in-law for the FIRST SUBMISSION of 1999!
The Second Amendment: The Right to Bear Surface-to-Air Missiles. Seen outside Manchester NH, August 1998.
An armed society is a polite society. Thanks, Time A., July 1998
Notice: Driver only carries $20 in ammunition. Thanks to my old friend Jenny PTW, February 2000.
Driver carries less than $20… IN AMMUNITION Thanks, Mike K., July 1998
Guns shoot kids Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. Thanks, Mark L., April 1998
I just got a gun for my wife - good trade. Thanks, "darkivan" from TN, 3/1998.
Support your right to arm bears.  
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! Thanks, K. Slade, Dec 1997
I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt -fish - trap- wear fur  
Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces Thanks, Bruce McIntosh, 11/1997
Keep Honking - I'm Reloading. Thanks! "dornbush" in SG, CA, 9/1997
American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species  
(Handgun W/slash Through It)  
Do You Trust Your Government?  
God, Guts and Guns keep America free  
Gun Owners Do It With More Bang!  
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!  
Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds  
Gun control means using both hands  
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon  
Help Criminals - BAN GUNS  
I Love Assault Rifles  
I Love Assault Weapons  
I Love Machine Guns  
I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better  
Imagine No Handguns  
In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang  
Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson  
It's The Criminals - Stupid  
Kill It & Grill It  
My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never.  
Only Crooked Politicians Fear Armed Citizens  
Piss Off The liberals - Buy a Gun  
Remember Waco  
Spotted Owls Taste Great  
Stop Gun Control - Because Freedom is a Terrible Thing to Waste  
This Car Insured By Smith and Wesson  
Will Work For Ammo  
Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do!  
I Love My Country - But I Fear My Government  
Slaves "R" Us - The New World Order  
USSA - United Socialist States of America  
USSR - United States Socialist Republic  


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